I was going to ask you, the reader, to vote for the most authoritarian shit in this particular line up:
Gordon Brown:
"From now on all 16- and 17-year-old parents who get support from the taxpayer will be placed in a network of supervised homes. These shared homes will offer not just a roof over their heads, but a new start in life where they learn responsibility and how to raise their children properly."
Ed Balls [on the possibility of preventing teachers who belong to a legally recognised political party from teaching]:
"Previous secretaries of state have been sympathetic, but now we have a clear commitment to take action on this issue. All right-minded people understand that an agenda of hatred, bigotry and intolerance has no place in education."
Tim Kelsey:
"The surveillance state is in many circumstances a jolly good thing... I think we could actually do with more surveillance."
David Lammy:
"I have long been an advocate of a national civic service and I
would make it compulsory... [It is] bizarre we have a hang-up about compulsion when we have compulsory education."
Although I have their words ringing verbatim around my cranial cavities, naturally I wanted to include the relevant links for your viewing pleasure. Whilst perusing them I discovered an interesting redaction. If you are STILL in any doubt as to the impartiality of the news you read, then do read on.
I had of course wanted to quote David Lammy, the minister who this very week made calls for compulsory civic service. This is what I thought about that particular initiative when it was mooted a few months ago.
But when I followed the link to the article on CYP Now, which Irdial and I both tweeted about the other day, this was the replacement propaganda story I found:
Labour conference: Young people want reward for civic service
By Ravi Chandiramani
Children & Young People Now
29 September 2009
A Demos survey carried out this month among young people about the concept of a national civic service found only six per cent willing to take part in such a scheme for free.
One third would participate if they got a personal living allowance, while 39 per cent would take part if they got a contribution for further study. Sixty-three per cent backed a compulsory service while 27 per cent thought it should be optional. As for naming of such an initiative, the words "duty", "civic" and "service" held least appeal among young people. Suggested names included iCare, Help the...
Yes dear reader, that is correct - in his new and improved article Ravi subtly questions the morality of young people for daring to suggest that they should receive payment for what would otherwise be unpaid slavery - all whilst not-so-subtly suggesting that the majority of young people would prefer their national civic service to be compulsory rather than optional in nature. Congratulations, NuLabour. Over a decade of jaw-droppingly intrusive surveillance and intervention has finally paid off.
I can't tell you if the full article even mentions David Lammy because my login is now defunct. However, if anybody would like to sign in and check this out then please feel free to leave a comment below.
If you'd like to read Ravi's original Lammy whammy, then here it is:
This is Google's cache of http://www.cypnow.co.uk/news/ByDiscipline/Youth-Work/942040/Labour-conference-Minister-calls-compulsory-civic-service/. It is a snapshot of the page as it appeared on 30 Sep 2009 08:46:52 GMT. The current page could have changed in the meantime.
Labour conference: Minister calls for compulsory civic service
By Ravi Chandiramani
Children & Young People Now
29 September 2009
At a Labour conference fringe event organised by think-tank Demos called, Would a youth civic service fix Britain's teenagers?, Lammy said: "I have long been an advocate of a national civic service and I would make it compulsory. That is not the view of the Labour Party or government."
Lammy added he found it "bizarre we have a hang-up about compulsion when we have compulsory education", soon to be raised up to the age of 18.
But former Home Secretary David Blunkett said such a scheme would need to be run on a voluntary basis, at least from the start. Blunkett said current national schemes for giving young people opportunities to volunteer, through organisations such as V and The Prince's Trust, were "fairly small beer compared with what we could do."
"We are becoming a fragmented, atomised society. We should build on a sense of mutual dependency where we sink or swim together," Blunkett said.
A Demos survey carried out this month among young people about the concept of a national civic service found only six per cent willing to take part in such a scheme for free.
One third would participate if they got a personal living allowance, while 39 per cent would take part if they got a contribution for further study.
Sixty-three per cent backed a compulsory service while 27 per cent thought it should be optional.
As for naming of such an initiative, the words "duty", "civic" and "service" held least appeal among young people. Suggested names included iCare, Help the Nation, Kick Start and Expand.
The Conservatives have proposed their own six-week version of such an initiative, called the National Citizenship Scheme.