On the one hand, you can read the Independent, or Carol Sarler in the Daily Mail. If you do it at breakfast time, it will be like having Ed Balls, Badders, your in-laws and those two old ladies from Sainsbury's cafe joining you for cornflakes and toast.
On the other hand, you can read Grit.
H/T Home Ed Forums for bringing the lovely Carol to my attention. She can be filed under "ignorant AND offensive" next to Melanie Reid.