Spotted today:
A female PCSO (Police Community Support Officer, or Pretend Police Officer) stopping a father (naturally, what do they know?) who was pushing his baby daughter along the road in a pushchair. She demanded to know why his baby looked so hot - I suspect it was due to the HOT WEATHER, but perhaps she's still working on her investigative skills. The PCSO was so doubtful of this man's ability to parent, she even checked the child's pulse - without asking - and took a few notes. At this point the man declined to give his details and simply walked off, shaking his head.
Scary, huh?